In the immortal words of Michael Jackson from the hit song Beat It: "No one wants to be de-feete...
Friday, July 6
Wednesday, June 20
IT'S MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL
It's like my Grandma wrote this.
I think that Victory Bible Church is dangerously close to copyright infringement. They better hope that the good people at Hershey’s never find out about Wannaknow, distance cousin of the Whatchamacallit and the Thingamajig candy bars. Instead of crispy rice...
Friday, May 25
NO, I DON'T THINK SO
By the way, this is meant to be sarcastic.
In no way do I want to literally throw down.
Granted, I haven’t posted in a long time, partly because of school, partly because I lost my Google password and then forgot the new one, only to have to get a new one, only to forget that one. But over my absence...
Wednesday, April 4
JUST A TOUCH OF SALT
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti..."
That's going to be one intense communion...
Friday, March 16
SOMEONE CALL MAURY
I am sure that a paternity test can be arranged... I know people.
God.. you ARE the father...
Wednesday, March 14
WELL, THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD
I have a love/hate relationship with birthday parties. On one hand, they're great because I get to let my kid run around like a mental patient without being judged by other parents, and also there is the likelihood that I can score some birthday cake. Ironically, these are the same reasons dislike birthday parties. Just once I'd like a parent to send me an honest invitation: "Come celebrate Suzi's...
Tuesday, March 13
DISCO INFERNO
I listen to Pandora radio every morning as I get ready for work. Not only is it awesome it's also the reason I'm always running late. You try dancing to just a portion of "Goody Two Shoes." Can't be done. However, with all the hours I've put into Pandora, I've come to notice that it can be lazy. While I respect lazy, and I like structure, this means I wind up having to hear the same songs at...