I've said a lot about Victory Bible Church. At times I've been harsh, I'll admit. But as you can see, sometimes they kind of deserve it. It's hard to take a church seriously when they can't even get their only source of marketing right. This has been up since Monday and either the entire congregation...
Wednesday, February 29
Saturday, February 25
OH FOR F@$K'S SAKE! WHITNEY HOUSTON EDITION
The first thing that I thought about when I heard Whitney Houston died was "yeah, that's about right," immediately followed by, "oh great, now we'll have to hear about it non-stop for the next two weeks." I was right. It reminded me of the Michael Jackson death orgy of '09.
Much like Jackson, everyone seems to put on their rose-colored glasses to look back at her life and career....
Wednesday, February 22
DEATH BECOMES ME?
Once I had a discussion about whether it would be better to die slowly or suddenly? A morose topic I know. I didn't even blink and said "suddenly." My attitude about death is that I'm not afraid of it, I just don't want to know it's happening. Like in the case of nuclear war, I just want that bomb...
Thursday, February 16
FAMILY VALUES
Wow, what a pick me up on a Monday morning. Why not just have a bullet for breakfast? This reminds me something that Bill Hicks once said:
"Hey buddy, my Daddy died for that flag..."
"Really?'Cause I just bought mine."
My Dad just co-signed for a car...
Tuesday, February 14
RETURN POLICY?
Much like milk, God has an expiration date.
I found this one when I was clearing out old photos. I can't believe that I missed it. Anyway, it's all the way back from Black Friday. I wonder if they had lines like Targe...
Thursday, February 9
NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY
So for the past four days Mark and I have been marveling at this one. There is so much wrong that I don't know where to begin. It's gotten to the point where I want to call them and say, "you know, you really need to fire whoever is writing your signs. You're not getting your message across. Or at least...
Wednesday, February 8
NO-FRIEND-O
Believe it or not, there was a time when I was even lazier than I am now. I know, wow, right? Well, I'll admit that I had a little help in the form of marijuana, but all it really did was bring out my full slug potential. The pinnacle of my slacker/stoner/loser phase was the summer that I lived at the...
Friday, February 3
I MIGHT AS WELL COOK
I've been doing Weight Watchers for awhile now. Or, should I say I had been doing Weight Watchers for awhile. In recent months I've kinda let the point-counting fall by the wayside in lieu of things like pizza and Girl Scout cookies. I know, I know, not the best attitude after all that hard work, but...
I'M GONNA NEED MY BIFOCALS
Sorry about the bad quality of the picture. It was raining. Either that, or God was cryi...