I am sure that a paternity test can be arranged... I know people.
God.. you ARE the father...
Friday, March 16
Wednesday, March 14
WELL, THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD
I have a love/hate relationship with birthday parties. On one hand, they're great because I get to let my kid run around like a mental patient without being judged by other parents, and also there is the likelihood that I can score some birthday cake. Ironically, these are the same reasons dislike birthday parties. Just once I'd like a parent to send me an honest invitation: "Come celebrate Suzi's...
Tuesday, March 13
DISCO INFERNO
I listen to Pandora radio every morning as I get ready for work. Not only is it awesome it's also the reason I'm always running late. You try dancing to just a portion of "Goody Two Shoes." Can't be done. However, with all the hours I've put into Pandora, I've come to notice that it can be lazy. While I respect lazy, and I like structure, this means I wind up having to hear the same songs at...
Tuesday, March 6
GOD IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE
These guys are really glass half full kind of people.
I have a couple of thoughts on this all of which can be explained through interpretive dance. However, I am without a camera right now, and never would do that anyway for fear of becoming the new "Double Dream Hands" guy. I could express it...